Michael has it partly right, though it would be more accurate to say I was in another world: the world of Albion.
Blame Amphex for recommending that I get an Xbox and the game Fable 2. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t be a hero trying to save the world, being attacked by bandits, investing in property, and being pursued by dozens of infatuated women and a gay farmer who keeps asking me “Do the words ‘A quick roll in the hay’ mean anything to you?” while I have only one condom.
In other words I am fairly busy. If it were on the PC I’d do some amusing screenshots of me wearing women’s clothing, or wielding my mighty sword, but alas the Xbox has no such facility: I may try taking some photos of the screen though. Expect something within the next month or so.
Anyway, I have a quest to fulfil. I must return. I am currently finding and destroying the stone gargoyles which shout out crude insults in a Glaswegian accent whenever I pass. If only there were sheep here I would never leave.
He's been kinda quiet lately. I miss him too.
ReplyDeleteIt's a complement to him that he is missed by you.
ReplyDeleteI emailed a few days ago and he said he was sucked into the Xbox. :(
ReplyDeleteBelper the UK!
ReplyDeleteMichael has it partly right, though it would be more accurate to say I was in another world: the world of Albion.
ReplyDeleteBlame Amphex for recommending that I get an Xbox and the game Fable 2. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t be a hero trying to save the world, being attacked by bandits, investing in property, and being pursued by dozens of infatuated women and a gay farmer who keeps asking me “Do the words ‘A quick roll in the hay’ mean anything to you?” while I have only one condom.
In other words I am fairly busy. If it were on the PC I’d do some amusing screenshots of me wearing women’s clothing, or wielding my mighty sword, but alas the Xbox has no such facility: I may try taking some photos of the screen though. Expect something within the next month or so.
Anyway, I have a quest to fulfil. I must return. I am currently finding and destroying the stone gargoyles which shout out crude insults in a Glaswegian accent whenever I pass. If only there were sheep here I would never leave.
Farewell!
I was just assuming you were keeping Carmen Sandiego with her ankles bent back to her ears.
ReplyDeletethat's hot steve. i'd do carmen sandiego.. if she wore the trenchcoat.
ReplyDeletei want an xbox!!!!
Carmen Sandiego is behind only Salma Hayek and Shakira for "Hottest Latina On Earth."
ReplyDeleteUmmm. Paz Vega
ReplyDeleteOnly when she's wearing nothing but crystals.
ReplyDeletehttp://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/44/5/Paz_Vega1.0.0.0x0.432x481.jpeg
Otherwise, she's OK.
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to take away your precious! I won't recommend anymore games until he comes back for a while.
ReplyDeleteSHUN HIM! SHUNNNNNNN HIMMMMMMMMM!
ReplyDeleteYou are you shunning? Brian, for stealing Simon, or me, for daring to suggest there are hotter Latinas than Paz Vega?
ReplyDelete